All the lonely folks on Valentine’s Day are probably feeling bitter about the mushy stuff going down tonight. The dinner dates, movies, massages and, of course, the no-pants dance. Well single dudes, we’ve got you covered. Considering it’s Valentine’s Day, and you’ve got no main squeeze, you’ve got to at least go out swingin’. We asked our friends on the Men’s Fitness Facebook Page and the Muscle and Fitness Facebook Page for their very best gym get-some lines. Go on, it’s Valentine’s Day, give these a shot… We’re only half serious.
Men’s Fitness Magazine One-Liners
Daniel Gallant “Hey baby, how much does a polar bear weigh?” “I don’t know.” “Neither do I, but it broke the ice.” Jared Alleman “You don’t need to waste your time on that treadmill, you’ve been running through my mind all day.” Harry Wang “Hey there! It’s your turn to spot me because I spotted you from across the room when you got in.” Stanley Joseph “Nice legs. So, what time do they open?” Mariano Santana “Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!” D Christopher Claar “My feelings for you are like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in!”
Muscle and Fitness Magazine One-Liners
Matt Narain “Word of the day is legs, wanna go back to my place and spread the word?” Tony Rivera “Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!” Jose Hernandez “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.” Cagri Ceylan “Do you work at UPS, because I saw you checkin’ out my package.” Patrick Weldy “What has 145 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.” Rudy Herrera “Wanna sample some of my SuperPump?” And, last but not least, from the man himself.